If You Love Someone...

THE ORIGINAL VERSION

If you love someone, Set him free...
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, it was never meant to be....

THE NEW VERSIONS:

The Pessimist:
If you love someone, Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, as expected, he never was.
Whatever gave you the idea that he would
anyway?

The Optimist:
If you love someone, Set him free ...
Don't worry, he'll come back.

The Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.

The Impatient:
If you love someone, Set him free ...
If he doesn't come back within a week
forget it.

The Statisticians :
If you love someone, Set him free,
If he loves you, the probability of him
coming back is high.
If he doesn't, your relation was
improbable anyway.

The Patient:
If you love someone, Set him free ...
If he doesn't come back put your life on
hold and sit and wait.

The Playful:
If you love someone, Set him free ...
If he comes back, and if you love him still,
set him free again, repeat*

The Human Ecologist:
If you love someone, Set him free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Bill Gates:
If you love someone, Set him free,
If he comes back, I think we can charge
him for re-installation fees and
tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade.

The Biologist :
If you love someone, Set him free, He'll evolve.

The Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, Set him free,
HE'LL BE BACK!

The Overpossessive:
If you love someone,
don't set him free.

The FBI agent:
If you love someone, set him free.
Then put bug on his phone and
surveillance cameras in his house.

The Pathetic:
If you love someone, set him free.
Who wants to be stuck with a loser like
you anyway?

The Lawyer:
If you love someone, set him free.
Then sue him for emotional distress.

The Psycho:
If you love someone, set him free.
If he doesn't come back shoot him.

The Creepy Sociopath:
If you love someone, stalk him.

The C++ programmer:
IF
you love someone
THEN
set him free
END IT UNTIL he comes back

This is pretty interesting. I personally practise the original version all these while. Wat about u? Tats how love suppose to be if you really love tat person. I can't stand some ppl practising the combination of "The Overpossessive + The Patient", tat's not love, it's selfish n forcing doesn't lead ya to happiness, not at all.